reverendyoda:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

“met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK”

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

… this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I’m being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sightofsea:

love when cats hear that you’ve woken up even just a little bit and they’re like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

aniseandspearmint:

thedogeveryonehates:

Kristy 😦

asdfghjkl the little scream at the end….

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

sexyorc:

annacaffeina:

I’m stealing this from Twitter

Here’s the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

booty call, rewilding, DVD

lokaror:

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

mollyjames:

Hey guys just a heads up there’s a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.